Dad sat at the kitchen table in the fictional town of Briar Glen, holding his telephone with both hands.
His reading glasses rested low on his nose.
He was smiling at the screen.
Every Woman My Widowed Father Dated Vanished Overnight—So I Asked My Best Friend to Go Out With Him.
Not politely.
Not because someone had sent him a joke.
It was the nervous, hopeful smile of a man remembering that someone might still find him interesting.
“What are you looking at?”
Dad locked the screen immediately.
“Nothing.”
I raised one eyebrow.
He lasted fewer than ten seconds.
“I made a profile.”
“A dating profile?”
He nodded, suddenly looking embarrassed.
“I can delete it.”
“Why would you delete it?”
He sounded relieved.
Then morning arrived.
No calls.
No messages.
No explanation.
By the third woman, Dad started blaming himself.
“Maybe I discuss your mother too much.”
“You barely mention her.”
“Maybe I am too old-fashioned.”
“You held the door open. That is not a crime.”
