My wife left the night I lost my job, telling me, "I married a provider, not a problem" — three days later, she was pounding on my door, demanding, "How long were you planning to keep this from me?"

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Then, on the third morning, someone started pounding on my front door.

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When I opened it, Delphine was standing there, furious, clutching something tightly in her hand.

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She pushed past me, turned around, and demanded, "How long were you planning to keep this from me?"

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"Keep what from you?" I asked, genuinely confused.

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She held up the papers in her hand, printed emails I recognized immediately — a memo from Halbrook's HR department detailing the severance structure for employees with over five years of tenure, and a second document, considerably more surprising to see in her hands, a printed thread from an industry recruiting site.

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"This," she said, thrusting the papers toward my chest. "Six months of full salary. Full benefits continuation. And this — a job offer, Weldon. From Draymond Consulting. You've been sitting on a job offer this entire time."

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I took the papers slowly, working through exactly how she'd gotten her hands on either of them.